mommashortarms:

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

oh my fucking god

(Source: vinebox, via 243differenttypesoftobaccoash)

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magicconchshell:

(not rasist)
hlel:

Look at how straight this banana is like chill out
mermaidporn:

That was so beautiful
breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.
accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.
spongyspice:

that was wild from start to finish