slutstylz:

yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic

(Source: harryedwrads, via heart)

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

(via heart)

unclefather:

"Thanks for calling me a bitch because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. and nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful(: "

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(via lordtimesecret)

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

(via forgave)

nintendoggystyle:

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

(via forgave)

saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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(Source: saddestblogger, via lohanthony)