kinglamp:

iamthelamp:

warpedlamp:

lampghost:

short people are the cutest thing ever

I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.

I have a lamp url myself.

I too have a lamp url.

You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…

(via heart)

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(via forgave)

heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

(Source: cradily, via forgave)

date:

I’m addicted to wasting my time

(Source: date, via heart)

sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

(via forgave)

nue:

"what are you getting all dressed up for"

"mom i’m taking a selfie"

(Source: nuemoved, via forgave)