piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

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encourage:

I get so sad when the

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opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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squldward:

crapaccino:

HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

isnt that just one calendar 

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bewbin:

metaknighty:

crushes are terrible

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